What’s Your REAL Score?

We keep certain thoughts in our mind, swimming around and ever-evolving and moving around. Often times, we let our minds keep track of the stats. Something, with regards to activities we are attempting to master, keeping score matters. The baseball player who wants to win the game, or the SAT tests that a student needs to improve his score on to get into Harvard.

Recently a good friend of mine brought to my attention that my “score” may be lower than what I say it is. When people ask me, I say, “I stopped counting after 30, because it doesn’t matter to me anymore”. And honestly believed it to be true. I recently wrote the “list”, and here’s my final tally as of 15 minutes into it. I am counting every “insertion” or “happy ending” for me as “1″:

“Honesty is not a human default. It must be sustained as a virtue

1. M. First girl. She was a virgin too. I was 23.
2. Kansas girl. Ended up being my first girlfriend for 1 year. Taught me a lot about sex.
3. Drunk Korean Girl – ONS
4. Slutty Emily – She sleeps around and is open about it. Lives in my apartment. We hooked up a few times
5. Hot Club Asian Girl in Vegas – ended up being 2nd GF for 8 months
6. Campbell fat girl With Shogun
7. Chubby Blonde Royalty’s house
8. PhD Stanford German Girl
9. SF Mall girl ONS – wanted LTR, I said no.
10. Chubby Blonde foursome
11. Stanford catalogue model girl – one time hand job. Wouldn’t fuck me said she had a boyfriend in Singapore
12. Brunette MILF – came over to my house after breaking up with her BF
13. Brazil girl handjob at house party
14. Vegas girl – my first black girl
15. SJSU Girl Blowjob
16. Stanford PhD girl
17. Stanford undergrad girl
18. Chubby artist San Jose
19. J Ms. Independent

This is not counting:

• 2 hookers
• a few girls I forgot
• Make out sessions or girls I’ve gotten half naked, but never “fucked”

So, now that the data is clear and the truth is on the board, looking forward to #20.

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