Problem: PUAs don’t know how to open, mis-calibrate on the open, or think too much about it.
A PUA goes up to a set, walking in a clunky way. He stops awkwardly, and then suddenly, his face animates up and his voice blasts out, “Hey guys! Can I get a quick opinion on something!?!”
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- Guys. So what are you doing later, besides giving me your phone number?
- Excuse me. I just shit in my pants, do you want to give me your phone number?
- Excuse me. Ladies. On a scale of one to ten…. what’s your phone number?
- Excuse me. I only have 6 months to live, and I want to spend the next 6 months with you
- My dad used to beat me, can I have your number?
- Hey. So, should we have sex now, or do I have to buy you dinner first?
- Hey, are you ladies free tonight?… or is it going to cost me?
- Want to meet date-Mike? He’s a lot of fun!
- How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice. So do you want to have sex now?
- Which one of the spice girl are you?
- Nice shoes. Would you like to have sex?
- Excuse me. Do you mind if I take a picture with you? Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas Read more
Text Message between me and DJ Fuji
Me: (With the greatest humility I can summon up) I am the best PUA I know. (Exceptions: DJ Fuji and Arash)
(A few hours later)
DJ Fuji: ?
Me: Just venting.
Me: No one I know is better than me. I have come to realize that getting good at game is my responsibility and mine only.
DJ Fuji: It was, is, and always will be. Read more
How many of us actually get to meet a friend who we are in constant awe of, and yet share an amazing friendship with? We’d be lucky if such a person were to come into our lives, and that we can continue to be the best of ourselves.
When Allen Shore first Met Denny Crane (The Practice):