Failed Pick Up Lines

  1. Guys. So what are you doing later, besides giving me your phone number?
  2. Excuse me. I just shit in my pants, do you want to give me your phone number?
  3. Excuse me. Ladies. On a scale of one to ten…. what’s your phone number?
  4. Excuse me. I only have 6 months to live, and I want to spend the next 6 months with you
  5. My dad used to beat me, can I have your number?
  6. Hey. So, should we have sex now, or do I have to buy you dinner first?
  7. Hey, are you ladies free tonight?… or is it going to cost me?
  8. Want to meet date-Mike? He’s a lot of fun!
  9. How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice. So do you want to have sex now?
  10. Which one of the spice girl are you?
  11. Nice shoes. Would you like to have sex?
  12. Excuse me. Do you mind if I take a picture with you? Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
  13. Oh wait, did you fart? Cause you just blew me away!
  14. Hey. I’m just wondering if you guys have ever tried a 68? It’s where you go down on me and I owe you one
  15. I’ll melt in your mouth, not in your hand
  16. Hey. I’m Vince. But you can call me your future boyfriend.
  17. My sister is in town, do want you want to have a threesome?
  18. My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t seem to hold it in.
  19. Guys, I have a serious question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how datable am I?
  20. Hey I’m Vince. On a scale of 1 to 10, what are you doing tonight?
  21. Are your feet tired? Cause I’ve been following you for a while.
  22. You stole my heart, but that’s ok I’ve got another one in the fridge

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